Next time you want to give your teddy bear a shower, please ask Mommy first.
How did you know that it was expedient for you to behave on the day that I was all geared up for several tedious training sessions?
My sweeper hose extension has been missing for months. Do you have any idea where you put it?
Although you like peanut butter and jelly "nammiches," there are other foods more healthy. And I'm not talking about muffins.
Where are my keys? Did you leave them out on the motorbike? Oh, and generally, people don't carry keys in their pampers. (Excuse me, disposable diapers).
By the way, you're too little to drive the motorbike yet.
I love you, little boy. You're growing up way to fast.
Love, Your Mother